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Sandy_C
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Replace Female Flight Attendants
« on: Dec 14th, 2005, 5:52pm » |
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Replace all female flight attendants with good-lookin' strippers!
> What the hell?
> The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
> They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
> The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
> consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin.
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> Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
> women.
> And, of course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would
start
> flying again, hoping to see naked women. Hijackings would come to a
> screeching halt and the airline industry would see record revenues.
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> Why the hell didn't Bush think of this?
> Why do I still have to do everything myself?
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> Sincerely,
> Bill Clinton
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Re: Replace Female Flight Attendants
« Reply #1 on: Dec 14th, 2005, 7:39pm » |
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Thats the most sensible idea I've heard since 9/11.
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