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Need to pray at work?
« on: Dec 2nd, 2005, 9:12am »
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I'm on my knees praying right now!
 HOW TO TELL IF YOU NEED TO PRAY AT WORK
 
When a co-worker comes in a little too happy singing"good
morning" to everyone and you think, "Somebody needs to slap the s#@! out of her"...You need to pray at work.
 
When someone comes in and announces, "office meeting in 5  minutes," and you think, "what the f*&% do they want now?"..... You need to  pray at work.
 
When your computer is mysteriously turned off and you want to  say, "which one of you sons of b*&^%$# turned off my computer?"..... You need to pray at work.
 
When you and a co-worker are discussing something, and a third  person comes in and says, "well at my last office...," and you want to  throw a stapler at him...... You need to pray at work.
 
When you hear a co-worker call your name and the first thing  that crosses your mind is, "what the h*&^ does she want now?" and  you try to hide underneath your desk......... You need to pray at work.
 
When you are asked to stay late and help do someone else's work  and the first thing that pops in your head is, "both of y'all can kiss my a@@!!".... You need to pray at work.
 
When you're in the elevator and it stops to pick up someone who  stood for five minutes waiting for the darn thing only to go DOWN one  floor, and you say "that lazy b*&%$#"...... You need to pray at work.
 
When you take some vacation time and come back to find a
mountain of paperwork sitting on your desk because no one else would do it  and you think, "sorry a## M#$^%F%&#s"....... You need to pray at work.
 
If you have ever thought about poisoning, choking, punching, slapping or flattening someone's tires that you work with...... You need  to pray at work.
 
If you avoid saying more than hello or how are you doing to  someone because you know it's going to lead to their life story  .......You need to pray at work.
 
If you know all the words that have been bleeped out....You need to pray at work!    
 
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And I'll be your friend
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For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
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