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BobG
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Lil Red Riding Hood
« on: Nov 18th, 2005, 1:34am » |
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Little Red Riding Hood was walking through the woods to Grandma’s house when she spotted the Big Bad Wolf crouched behind a fallen log.
“What big eyes you have” said Red.
The Big Bad Wolf jumped up and ran off down the path.
A little further along Little Red came upon the Big Bad Wolf again crouching behind a tree.
“ What big ears you have” said Red.
The Big Bad Wolf jumped up and ran off down the path.
Again, further down the path Little Red came upon the Big Bad Wolf again crouching behind a boulder.
“What a big mouth you have” said Red.
To which the Big Bad Wolf replied
“Would you knock it off lady. Can’t you see I’m trying to poop?”
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Re: Lil Red Riding Hood
« Reply #1 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 6:47am » |
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Re: Lil Red Riding Hood
« Reply #2 on: Nov 18th, 2005, 8:03am » |
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LMAO!!
Little Red Riding Hood was skipping down the lane, when the wolf jumped out and said, "Red, I'm going to rip you to shreds!!"
Little Red Riding Hood hikes up her skirt and says, "No! You're going to EAT ME, just like the story says!"
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Re: Lil Red Riding Hood
« Reply #3 on: Nov 20th, 2005, 6:23am » |
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