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Jeepgun
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At the doctor's office...
« on: Nov 6th, 2005, 2:18pm » |
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A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:
1. "Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!"
2. "Find Amelia Earhart yet ?"
3. "Can you hear me NOW ?"
4. "Are we there yet ? Are we there yet ? Are we
there yet ?"
5. "You know, in Arkansas, we're now legally
married."
6. "Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief ?"
7. "You put your left hand in, you take your left
hand out..."
8. "Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!"
9. "If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!"
10. "Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity."
11. "You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't
you ?"
12. "God, Now I know why I am not gay."
And the best one of them all...
13. "Could you write a note for my wife saying that
my head is not up there ?"
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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sandie99
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Re: At the doctor's office...
« Reply #1 on: Nov 6th, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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zanychef
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Re: At the doctor's office...
« Reply #2 on: Nov 6th, 2005, 7:26pm » |
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plenty of time to sleep now me headaches aint too bad
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