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Nun of That - Please
« on: Nov 6th, 2005, 8:50am »
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Two young nuns are painting a room in the convent and the last instruction of the Mother Superior is that they must not get a drop of paint on their habits.
After conferring about this for a while, the two nuns decide to lock the door of the room, strip, and paint in the nude.  In the middle of the project, there is a knock at the door.
 
"Who is it?", calls one of the nuns.  
 
"Blind man," replies a voice from the other side of the door.  
 
Having never been naked in front of a man before, they condidered what to do.  They decide that no harm can come from letting a blind man into the room so they opened the door with just paint drops spattered over parts of their bodies.      
 
Feeling guilty but somewhat giggly as the man entered, they soon scrambled for cover when he said,  "WOW, real freaky ladies, where do you want these blinds?
 
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