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Margi
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Canadian Humour
« on: Nov 4th, 2005, 12:23pm » |
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Ontario Supreme Court Custody Decision!
A seven year old boy was the centre of attention when he challenged a court ruling over who should have custody of him. The boy has a history of being beaten by his parents and the judge awarded custody to his aunt.
The boy confirmed that his aunt beat him more than his parents and refused to live there. When the judge suggested that he live with his grandparents the boy cried out that they beat him more than anyone.
The judge dramatically allowed the boy to choose who should have custody of him. Custody was granted to the Toronto Maple Leafs this morning as the boy firmly believes that they are not capable of beating anyone.
*with apologies to (and running in fear from) Grandma Sweet Boy.
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Re: Canadian Humour
« Reply #1 on: Nov 7th, 2005, 11:11am » |
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Re: Canadian Humour
« Reply #2 on: Nov 7th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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plenty of time to sleep now me headaches aint too bad
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