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E-Double
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MMMMMM Lifesavers
« on: Oct 21st, 2005, 2:18pm » |
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A teacher was doing a study testing the senses of first graders, using a bowl of lifesavers.
The children began to say:
"Red...........cherry,"
"Yellow.........lemon,"
"Green..........lime,"
"Orange.........orange,"
Finally the teacher gave them all honey lifesavers. After eating them none of the children could identify the taste.
"Well," he said, "I'll give you all a clue, It's what your mother may sometimes call your father."
One little girl looked up in horror, spit her lifesaver out and yelled:
"Oh My God!!!! They're ass holes!"
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Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
« Reply #1 on: Oct 21st, 2005, 4:46pm » |
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Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
« Reply #2 on: Oct 22nd, 2005, 3:46am » |
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plenty of time to sleep now me headaches aint too bad
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Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
« Reply #3 on: Oct 23rd, 2005, 9:35am » |
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Re: MMMMMM Lifesavers
« Reply #4 on: Oct 23rd, 2005, 2:25pm » |
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Thats friggin funny.
I walked into the daycare at the local elementary school, and when i walked in, this little 5 or 6 year old boy screams out " COME ON, WE GOTTA CLEAN THIS SHIT UP, NOW!!"
Those darned kids 
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half the population is stupider than that.
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