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redtaz
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Do it properly - it’s an absolute scream!!!!!
To get the full effect, this should be read aloud. You will understand what 'tenjewberrymuds' means by the end of the conversation. This has been nominated for the best email of 2005.
The following is a telephone exchange between a hotel guest and room-service,
at a hotel in Asia, which was recorded and published in the Far East Economic Review:
Room Service (RS): "Morrin. Roon sirbees."
Guest (G): "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."
RS: "Rye..Roon sirbees..morrin! Jewish to oddor sunteen??"
G: "Uh..yes..I'd like some bacon and eggs."
RS: "Ow July den?"
G: "What??"
RS: "Ow July den?...pryed, boyud, poochd?"
G : "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them?
Sorry, scrambled please."
RS: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"
G: "Crisp will be fine."
RS : "Hokay. An Sahn toes?"
G: "What?"
RS:"An toes. July Sahn toes?"
G: "I don't think so."
RS: "No? Judo wan sahn toes??"
G: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means."
RS: "Toes! toes!...Why jew don juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"
G: "English muffin!! I've got it! You were saying 'Toast.' Fine. Yes, an English muffin will be fine."
RS: "We bodder?"
G: "No...just put the bodder on the side."
RS: "Wad?"
G: "I mean butter...just put it on the side."
RS: "Copy?"
G: "Excuse me?"
RS: "Copy...tea...meel?"
G: "Yes. Coffee, please, and that's all."
RS: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin we bodder on sigh and copy....rye??"
G: "Whatever you say."
RS: "Tenjewberrymuds."
G : "You're very welcome."
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #1 on: Oct 18th, 2005, 3:33pm » |
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Dape you're not all there mate 
and I hate to admit it but I laughed meself silly!
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #2 on: Oct 18th, 2005, 7:02pm » |
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loved it dape!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
mrs mac xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #3 on: Oct 19th, 2005, 12:12am » |
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Dape
dat velly velly fonny
Wots a warfs
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #4 on: Oct 20th, 2005, 1:10am » |
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I felt like a dork reading out loud to myself, but it was worth it!
Tank ewe Dape
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #5 on: Oct 20th, 2005, 1:17am » |
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rofpmsllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll
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plenty of time to sleep now me headaches aint too bad
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #6 on: Oct 23rd, 2005, 9:48am » |
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Re: Tenjewberrymuds
« Reply #7 on: Oct 25th, 2005, 4:21am » |
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Was this a conversation between a husband and wife? It sounds very simular to the ones Mary Jo and I have.
I immediately got the "Tenjewberrymuds" part but as usual couldn't make heads or tails out of the rest of that converstation.
Tom
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