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LeLimey
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From Liverpool....
« on: Sep 29th, 2005, 3:04pm » |
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Two Scousers are riding along the M62 from Manchester to Liverpool on a motorbike. They break down and start hitching a lift. A friendly trucker stops to see if he can help and they ask him for a lift. He tells them that he has no room in the wagon as he is carrying 20,000 bowling balls but will take a look at the bike for them. He tries everything he knows but is unable to repair it. Time is getting on now and he's late for his delivery so he tells the scousers he has to leave. The scousers put it to the driver that if they can manage to fit in the back with the 20,000 bowling balls, will he take them, so he agrees. They manage to squeeze themselves and their motorbike into the back of the wagon so the driver shuts the doors and gets off on his way.
By this time he is really late and so puts his foot down. Sure enough PC Plod of Greater Manchester Police pulls him up for speeding.
The good officer asks the driver what he is carrying to which he replies with sarcasm "Scouse Eggs"
The policeman obviously doesn't believe this so wants to take a look. He opens the back door and quickly shuts it and locks it. He rushes back to his cruiser and gets onto his radio and calls for immediate backup from as many officers as possible. The dispatcher asks what emergency he has that he requires so many officers.
"I've got a wagon with 20,000 Scouse eggs in it - 2 have already hatched and the begger's have managed to nick a motorbike already."
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 3:24pm » |
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LMAO!!
(What is a Scouser, though?)
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 4:11pm » |
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It seems funny but what the hell are scouse eggs???
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 29th, 2005, 4:19pm » |
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Er Frank you wassock.. why do you think I put From Liverpool in the title?!! (dicksplat!)
Ronny a scouse egg is a.. never mind! 
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #4 on: Oct 1st, 2005, 2:48am » |
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #5 on: Oct 1st, 2005, 11:58am » |
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on Sep 29th, 2005, 3:24pm, Jeepgun wrote:LMAO!!
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C'mon...don't you remember my english - american dictionary?...remember the Monkees' song "Randy Scouse Git" Hint...it's a place where beetles (sp) come from...
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Re: From Liverpool....
« Reply #6 on: Oct 1st, 2005, 2:13pm » |
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I get it!...with the help of my Brit dictionary 
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