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Jeepgun
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At the pearly gates....
« on: Sep 19th, 2005, 10:09am » |
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A man appeared before St. Peter at the pearly gates.
"Have you ever done anything of particular merit?" St. Peter asked.
"Well, I can think of one thing," the man offered.
"Once, on a trip to the Black Hills out in South Dakota, I came upon a gang of high-testosterone bikers, who were threatening a young woman. I directed them to leave her alone, but they wouldn't listen. So, I approached the largest and most heavily tattooed biker and smacked him on the head, kicked his bike over, ripped out his nose ring and threw it on the ground."
I yelled, "Now, back off biker boy or you'll answer to me!"
St. Peter was impressed. "When did this happen?"
"Just a couple minutes ago."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: At the pearly gates....
« Reply #1 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 10:16am » |
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Re: At the pearly gates....
« Reply #2 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 10:18am » |
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The voyage of discovery is not about seeking new landscapes, it's about having new eyes--Marcel Proust
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Re: At the pearly gates....
« Reply #3 on: Sep 19th, 2005, 11:24am » |
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Mistakes are made
We can't deny
But they're only made
By the ones who try
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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