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Ghost
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Grandma and grandpa were watching a religious healing program on tv.
The evangelist called to all who wanted to be healed to put one hand on the TV and other hand on the part they wanted healed.
Grandma hobbled to the TV and put one hand on the TV and the other on her arthritic hip.
Grandpa made his way to the Tv and put one hand on the TV and other one on his crotch.
Grandma looked at him"you just don't understand you old coot.The purpose of this program is to heal the sick -not raise the dead"
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ArCane
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Re: Religion
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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Alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange: To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
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sandie99
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Re: Religion
« Reply #2 on: Sep 18th, 2005, 2:10pm » |
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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