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Jeepgun
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I went into the gas station this morning and asked for five
dollars' worth of gas.
The clerk farted and gave me a receipt.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Ghost
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Farting relieves the pressure
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Re: Gas...
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 10:55am » |
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you actually got a reciept? 
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Illigitimus Non Tatum Carborundum
If all men are endowed by their creator, why was mine so short sighted?
***WARNING*** Oxygen will rust your pipes!
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Jeepgun
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Re: Gas...
« Reply #2 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 11:39am » |
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I insisted.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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ArCane
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Onward through the fog
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Re: Gas...
« Reply #3 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 1:34pm » |
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Was it regular or premium  ?
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Alchemy’s First Law of Equivalent Exchange: To obtain, something of equal value must be lost.
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LeLimey
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Re: Gas...
« Reply #4 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 2:21pm » |
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Here Frank.. this might help!!
http://www.petroldirect.com/
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Jeepgun
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Re: Gas...
« Reply #5 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 2:30pm » |
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LMAO!! Writing to them for a small anti-matter chamber to be fit to my Jeep. If I suddenly disappear, you'll know what happened. LOL
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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