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Sandy_C
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The Gynecologist
« on: Sep 15th, 2005, 9:22am » |
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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and was on the verge of being burned out. Hoping to try another line of work where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to change careers and become a mechanic.
He found out from the local technical college what was involved, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could. When the time for the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks and completed the exam with tremendous dexterity & skill.
When the results came back, he was surprised to find that he had received a score of 150%. Fearing an error, he called the instructor, saying "I don't want to appear ungrateful for such an outstanding score but I wondered if there had been an error which needs adjusting." The instructor replied, "No, not really. During the exam, you took the engine apart perfectly, which was worth 50% of the total grade. Then, you put the engine back together again perfectly, which is also worth 50% of the mark."
The instructor went on to say, "I gave you an extra 50% because you did all of it through the muffler."
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Re: The Gynecologist
« Reply #1 on: Sep 15th, 2005, 9:24am » |
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LMAO!
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