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Don't participate until you know the customs
« on: Sep 12th, 2005, 1:26pm » |
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Two Indians and a white man are walking through the woods when one of the Indians ran up a hill to the mouth of a small cave.
"Wookiii! Wookiii! Wookiii!" he chanted into the cave and listened closely until he heard "Wookiii! Wookiii! Wookiii!" in response. He then tore off his clothes and ran into the cave.
The white man; puzzled by this behavior asked the remaining Indian what had just happened. "Is your Indian brother crazy or what?"
The Indian replied "No, It is our custom during mating season. When men of our tribe see cave, they holler one of many chants into the opening. If they get the same answer back, it means there's a squaw in the cave, searching for a mate. The most beautiful squaw's get the best caves."
Just then they came upon another cave. The second Indian ran up to the cave, stopped, and chanted, "Wihooo, Wihooo, Wihooo!"
Immediately, came the response, "Wihooo, Wihooo, Wihooo!", from deep inside. He also tore off his clothes and ran into the opening.
The white man wandered alone in the woods for a while before he spied a third cave. As he looked in amazement at this perfectly formed, almost manicured cave, he thought "Hoo, man! Look at this beautiful cave! It’s so much more beautiful than the caves those Indians found. There must be one fine Indian woman in such a beautiful cave. How would she know I'm not an Indian.... but what should I chant?”
With great anticipation, he stood in front of the opening and loudly chanted the only thing he could think of "WHOOOo! WHOOOo! WHOOOo!
Like the others, he received and immediate reply, “WHOOOo! WHOOOo! WHOOOo!.”
With a gleam in his eye he raced into the cave, tearing off his clothes. The following day, the headline of the local newspaper read….
DERANGED NAKED MAN LOSES LIFE IN SEXUAL ASSUALT ON TRAIN.
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