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Ree
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Funeral procession.......lol
« on: Sep 6th, 2005, 8:43pm » |
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> FUNERAL PROCESSION (DON'T SKIP THE PRAYER AT THE END It's great!)
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> A woman was leaving a convenience store with her morning coffee when she
> noticed a most unusual funeral procession approaching the nearby
> cemetery. A long black hearse was followed by a second long black hearse
> about 50 feet behind the first one.
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> Behind the second hearse was a solitary woman walking a pit bull on a
> leash.
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> Behind her, a short distance back, were about 200 women walking single
> file.
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> The woman couldn't stand her curiosity. She respectfully approached the
> woman walking the dog and said,
> "I am so sorry for your loss, and I know now is a bad time to disturb
> you, but I've never seen a funeral like this.
> Whose funeral is it?"
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> "My husband's."
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> "What happened to him?"
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> The woman replied, "My dog attacked and killed him."
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> She inquired further, "Well, who is in the second hearse?"
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> The woman answered, "My mother-in-law. She was trying to help my husband
> when the dog turned on her."
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> A poignant and thoughtful moment of silence passed between the two
> women.
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> "Can I borrow the dog?"
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> "Get in line."
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> A Woman's Prayer:
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> Dear Lord, I pray for...
> Wisdom, to understand a man;
> Love, to forgive him and;
> Patience, for his moods.
> Because, Lord, if I pray for Strength
> I'll just beat him to death.<
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Re: Funeral procession.......lol
« Reply #1 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 4:09am » |
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Oh I love it Ree.. especially the prayer! 
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Re: Funeral procession.......lol
« Reply #2 on: Sep 7th, 2005, 5:36am » |
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Amen! 
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Re: Funeral procession.......lol
« Reply #3 on: Sep 9th, 2005, 11:42am » |
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