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Melissa
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A sexy woman went up to the bar in a quiet rural pub...She gestured
alluringly to the bartender who approached her immediately. She
seductively signaled that he should bring his face closer to hers. As
he did, she gently caressed his full beard. "Are you the manager?"
she asked, softly stroking his face with both hands.
"Actually, no," he replied.
"Can you get him for me? I need to speak to him," she said,
running her hands beyond his beard and into his hair. "I'm afraid
I can't," breathed the bartender.
"Is there anything I can do?"
"Yes, I need for you to give him a message," she continued,
running her forefinger across the bartender's lips and slyly
popping a couple of her fingers into his mouth and allowing
him to suck them gently.
"What should I tell him?" the bartender managed to say.
"Tell him," she whispered, "there's no toilet paper, hand soap,
or paper towels in the ladies room."
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 4:28am » |
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who says hygiene and romance don't go together?!! LOL
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« Reply #2 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 6:51am » |
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #3 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 10:59am » |
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Got to make your point any way you can. Might as well have impact. 
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #4 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:01pm » |
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And that's when he looked down and saw the bulge in her dress. She is a he!
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #5 on: Aug 31st, 2005, 1:13pm » |
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Yes they are. Most of them practice to enhance their natural abilities, though.
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #6 on: Sep 2nd, 2005, 3:02pm » |
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Ewwwwwwwwwwwwww 
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Re: WOMEN ARE NOT EVIL BY NATURE
« Reply #7 on: Sep 3rd, 2005, 2:10am » |
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Have you seen the toilets in Rome...? 
Not THAT bad, but let's just say that the best one was at the airport on the way home...
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