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broomhilda
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The Poor Donkey
« on: Aug 28th, 2005, 4:39pm » |
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Horny Donkey banished to deserted island for harassing his females 
A randy donkey was banished to a deserted island this week after sexually harassing female donkeys at a Croatian national park. According to park officials, Aga the donkey used to badger his favorite females for sex as much as 16 times a day. The park's curator decided to act after receiving numerous complaints from tourists groups who moaned that whenever they visited the park all the donkey seemed to be doing was trying to have sex. (Sounds like a case of jealousy to us!)
The herd of wild donkeys in the popular Telascica National Park in southern Croatia have become a major tourists attraction in recent years.
However, several tourists began to complain that the other donkeys were no longer as friendly since they spent most of their time hiding from Aga's amorous advances.
Hence, earlier this week, poor Aga was caught and shipped off to a nearby deserted island called Dugi Otok. A spokesman for the park said Aga would have plenty of food and water on the island, and would be kept there until he "clamed down"
Park officials say the rest of the herd seems happier and healthier since Aga's forced exile. One of the older female donkeys told the Gag Report about the time Aga had attacked her young daughter. "His hooves were all over my little ass!", she told our reporter.
But the Gag Report always tries to get both sides of the story and so our intrepid reporter made the trip our to the deserted island in order to try and interview Aga. It appears however, that the randy little donkey is hornier than ever and is now so desperate he will now try to shag anything that moves.
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Re: The Poor Donkey
« Reply #1 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 7:13am » |
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I wonder if the poor thing is a clusterhead? 
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Re: The Poor Donkey
« Reply #2 on: Sep 1st, 2005, 6:46am » |
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Let me get this straight. The ass is an ass because he wanted a piece of ass so they shiped his horney ass to an island and now he's a lonely ass not gettin any ass and now the reporter has a sore ass? Is that it
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Re: The Poor Donkey
« Reply #3 on: Sep 3rd, 2005, 2:15am » |
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