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mynm156
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Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics
« on: Aug 26th, 2005, 12:28pm » |
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Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics
A couple of rednecks are out in the woods, hunting, when one of them suddenly grabs his chest and falls to the ground.
He doesn't seem to be breathing; his eyes are rolled back in his head. The other guy whips out hiscell phone and calls 911. He gasps to the operator, "I think Bubba is dead!
What should I do?"
The operator, in a calm soothing voice says," Just take it easy and follow my instructions. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence . and then a shot is heard. The guy's voice comes back on the line,
"Okay now what?"
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Re: Why Rednecks Are Not Paramedics
« Reply #1 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 4:14am » |
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And your point?  
Tom
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