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Bethany1
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Interesting Facts (I think)
« on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:58am » |
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
(Now that's more like it!)
The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death. (Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories an hour.
(Do not try this at home. Maybe at work.)
The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body. The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!"
The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig. Can you imagine??)
The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
Butterflies taste with their feet.
(Something I always wanted to know.)
The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmmmmm........do pigs have tongues?)
Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(OK, so that would be a good thing....................)
A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
Starfish have no brains.
(I know some people like that too.)
Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer.)
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
(What about that pig??)
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #1 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:38pm » |
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Stop fixating on the damned pig!  Guess I'm just too old anymore 
What scares me is that all your right handed people are gonna outlive us lefties - damn, that's so not fair!
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #2 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 8:43am » |
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Quote:If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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If that is true, my ex-wife could boil a whole pot in about 8 minutes.
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Yeah, but, who wants to do it with a pig for 30 minutes.
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #3 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 10:33am » |
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on Aug 24th, 2005, 8:43am, BobG wrote:| If that is true, my ex-wife could boil a whole pot in about 8 minutes. |
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LMAO!! My mother, too.
Quote:| Yeah, but, who wants to do it with a pig for 30 minutes. |
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Does she have a cute mouth? 
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #4 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 4:21pm » |
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Here ya go! He's a little cutie, too!
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #5 on: Aug 24th, 2005, 4:24pm » |
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LMAO!! Reminds me of a recent South Park episode about PETA...
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #6 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 9:28am » |
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I can't get the thought of a barn yard full of pigs all twitchin', eye rollin' and oinkin' for 30 min. at a time out of my head. No wonder the castrate most of the males.
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #7 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 6:27pm » |
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on Aug 23rd, 2005, 11:58am, Bethany1 wrote:
(O.M.G.!)
A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure.
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Are you sure that pig wasn't female?
If it's a male you should call it a boar.
And who the hell cares how long it can get off!
And who the hell figured out which species do or don't enjoy sex?? Could you document some of this crap???
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #8 on: Aug 29th, 2005, 4:27am » |
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on Aug 24th, 2005, 8:43am, BobG wrote:
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Well admittedly most of us wives fantasise about change but what the hell... we're used to you lot now! 
on Aug 27th, 2005, 6:27pm, bigAl wrote:
If it's a male you should call it a boar.
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Erm.. Yes!! Very true! I stand corrected, men aren't pigs they are bores.. is that better?!
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Re: Interesting Facts (I think)
« Reply #9 on: Sep 3rd, 2005, 2:25am » |
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Makes you to think again about the insult "you're absolute pig!" doesn't it?
BTW, how about giving a go to "banging head against the wall" - diet...
Sounds like it was made for clusterheads!
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