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daffyswacky
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NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
« on: Aug 22nd, 2005, 3:17pm » |
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Two old ladies were sitting on a park bench outside
the local town hall where a flower show was in
progress. One leaned over and said, "Life is so darn
boring lately. We never have any fun anymore. Why,
for $5.00, I'd take off my clothes and streak through
that stupid flower show!"
"You're on!" said the old lady, holding up a $5.00 bill.
As fast as she could, the first little old lady
fumbled her way out of her clothes and, completely
naked, streaked through the front door of the flower
show.
Waiting outside, her friend soon heard a huge
commotion inside the hall, followed by loud applause.
The naked lady burst out through the door surrounded by a cheering crowd.
"What happened?" asked her waiting friend.
"I won 1st prize as Best Dried Arrangement."
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If you're not living on the edge...you're taking up too much space
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Jeepgun
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BOHICA!!!
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Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
« Reply #1 on: Aug 22nd, 2005, 3:39pm » |
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LMAO!!! Ewwwwww..... ROFL!! 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Sandy_C
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Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
« Reply #2 on: Aug 22nd, 2005, 3:51pm » |
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
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sassy_lady
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Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
« Reply #3 on: Aug 22nd, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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burnt-toast
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Re: NO FLOWER PICS PLEASE....
« Reply #4 on: Aug 23rd, 2005, 8:12am » |
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See, there's always hope for success - No matter how old we are.
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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