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The Legendary Nookie Green
« on: Aug 21st, 2005, 10:16am » |
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A young Catholic man goes to confession and says, "Father, it has been one month since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green every week for the last month."
The priest tells the sinner, "You are forgiven but must learn to control your animal instincts. Say ten Hail Mary's and ask the blessed virgin for guidance."
Soon after, another man enters the confessional. "Father, it has been two months since my last confession. I've had sex with Nookie Green twice a week for the last month."
This time the priest asks, "Who is Nookie Green?"
"A new woman who recently moved to the neighborhood," the sinner replies.
"Very well," sighs the priest. "You are forgiven but must learn to control your animal instincts. Say ten Hail Mary's and ask the blessed virgin for guidance."
At Mass that Sunday, as the priest prepares to deliver his sermon, a tall, voluptuous, drop dead gorgeous woman enters the church. The eyes of every man in the church follow her every move as she slowly sashays up the aisle and sits right in front of the Priest! Her tight dress is green and very, very, short and she has matching shiny emerald green shoes.
The priest and altar boy can only gasp, as the woman sits with her legs slightly spread. After regaining his compusure, the priest whispers to the altar boy, "Is that Nookie Green?"
Visibly shaken the altar boy replies, "No, I think it's just the reflection off her shoes!"
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