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BobG
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legal immigrant
« on: Aug 20th, 2005, 9:04am » |
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Mujibar was trying to get into America legally through Immigration.
The Immigration Officer said, "Mujibar, you have passed all the tests, except there is one more test. Unless you pass it you cannot enter America."
Mujibar said, "I am ready now sir for taking your testing."
The officer said, "Make a sentence using the words Yellow, Pink and Green."
Mujibar thought for a few minutes and said, "Mister Officer, I am ready."
The Officer said, "Go ahead."
Mujibar said, "The telephone goes green, green, green, and I pink it up, and say, 'yellow, this is Mujibar.'"
Mujibar now lives in a neighborhood near you, and works at Microsoft on the Help Desk.
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Stay stressed. Never relax. Never sleep. Ever.
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Re: legal immigrant
« Reply #1 on: Aug 21st, 2005, 9:55am » |
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No Sir - The Microsoft help desk and most others are in Pakistan! 
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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