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Jeepgun
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Was She Pretty?
« on: Aug 19th, 2005, 3:00pm » |
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An ugly man walks into his local pub with a big grin on his face. "What are you so happy about?" Asks the barman.
"Well, I'll tell you," replies the ugly man. "You know, I live by the railway. Well, on my way home last night, I noticed a young woman tied to the tracks, like in the movies. I, of course, went and cut her free and took her back to my place. Anyway, to make a long story short, I scored big time! We made love all night, all over the house. We did everything, me on top, sometimes her on top, every position imaginable!"
"Fantastic!" exclaimed the barman. "You lucky guy. Was she pretty?"
"Dunno... Never found the head."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 4:34pm » |
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Thats sick!!  
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 5:11pm » |
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Yeah.. and Frank posted it. Your point IS?!!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2005, 10:00am » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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mynm156
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #4 on: Aug 26th, 2005, 1:00pm » |
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bigAl
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #5 on: Aug 27th, 2005, 6:11pm » |
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sandie99
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #6 on: Sep 3rd, 2005, 2:28am » |
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shows what matters to the fellows, doesn't it?
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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Re: Was She Pretty?
« Reply #7 on: Sep 9th, 2005, 7:47am » |
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I thought it was fuckin funny 
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