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Jeepgun
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Beaver Huntin'!!
« on: Aug 19th, 2005, 11:18am » |
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A 90-year-old man said to his doctor, "I've never felt better ..I have an18-year old bride who is pregnant with my child. What do you think of that?"
The doctor replied, "I have an elderly friend who is a hunter and never misses a season. One day he was in a hurry and picked up his umbrella by mistake. When he got to the creek, he saw a beaver. He raised his umbrella and went "bang, bang, bang", and the beaver fell dead. What do you think of that?"
The 90-year-old said, "I'd say somebody else shot the beaver."
The doctor said, "My point exactly."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
« Reply #1 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 12:06pm » |
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again you make me clean my screen
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Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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No matter how hard I try I can't get a beaver to even lay down.
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Re: Beaver Huntin'!!
« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2005, 10:05am » |
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Everyone knows ya' don't shoot beaver. Ya' have ta' trap it live and club it to get the best value from the fur! 
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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