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mynm156
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The Pearly Gates
« on: Aug 18th, 2005, 5:48pm » |
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A woman is standing in line at the pearly gates talking to St. Peter when she hears an awful scream.
"What was that!?" she asks.
"Oh don’t worry," St. Peter replies, "That was the person before you getting the holes drilled in their back for their wings."
"Ouch," she blurts.
Again she hears another ear-shattering scream. "Now what was that?" she inquires.
St. Peter responds, "The same person was getting holes drilled in their head for a halo."
Terrified the woman looks St. Peter in the eyes and says, "I think I’d rather go to hell."
He responds, "No, no you don’t want to do that, you’ll be raped and sodomized there!"
The woman pauses and replies, "Well, at least I already have the holes for that!"
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #1 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #2 on: Aug 19th, 2005, 7:13am » |
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ROFLMAO!!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: The Pearly Gates
« Reply #3 on: Aug 21st, 2005, 10:08am » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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