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cher1
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how do you turn a dog into a fox?
drink ten pints, lol
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Jeepgun
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Re: joke
« Reply #1 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 6:57am » |
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True!
After the 8th pint, this: 
turns to this: 
courtesy of this:
and this! (Beer goggles)
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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LeLimey
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Re: joke
« Reply #2 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 9:47am » |
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along the same lines as I never went to bed with an ugly bloke so how come I woke up with so many??? 
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Re: joke
« Reply #3 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 10:16am » |
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Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish  
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Sandy_C
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Re: joke
« Reply #4 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 11:23am » |
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on Aug 18th, 2005, 10:16am, ghost62 wrote:| Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish |
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Ditto for the mens
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
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LeLimey
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Re: joke
« Reply #5 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 12:58pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2005, 10:16am, ghost62 wrote:| Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish |
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In yer dreams.... 
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Jeepgun
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Re: joke
« Reply #6 on: Aug 18th, 2005, 1:05pm » |
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on Aug 18th, 2005, 10:16am, ghost62 wrote:| Can I sue the beer companies for all the ugly wimminz I woke up with. It caused alot of mental anguish |
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You may be able to recover the cost of those megadoses of penicillin that you required... 
"Beauty is but a lightswitch away." 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: joke
« Reply #7 on: Aug 21st, 2005, 10:13am » |
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Yeah - but unfortunately the effect is only temporary!
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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