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giffy76
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florida baby
« on: Aug 10th, 2005, 5:28am » |
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Did you all hear about the baby born in Florida with no eyelids? When they removed his foreskin, they transplanted the skin to make eyelids but when they finished the procedure they noticed he was cock eyed.
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #1 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 2:51am » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #2 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 9:09am » |
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Oh puleeeeze! What a groaner! 
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #3 on: Aug 11th, 2005, 10:46am » |
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I'm laughing my ass off.. That's so dumb, but so damn funny! LOL! 
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #4 on: Aug 16th, 2005, 12:27pm » |
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confucious says,
"Man with hole in pocket feel cocky all day"
Sorry, I know it's LIMP but it's all I could come up with on SHORT notice.
Talk about a groaner.
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #5 on: Aug 16th, 2005, 12:33pm » |
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"Man who run through turnstyle going to Bangkok."
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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scooterr309
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Re: florida baby
« Reply #6 on: Aug 16th, 2005, 4:11pm » |
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It takes many nails to build crib but only one screw to fill it.
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