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lilboo
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The Committeee
« on: Aug 7th, 2005, 9:53pm » |
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When a panel of doctors was asked to vote on adding a
new wing to their hospital: the Allergists voted to
scratch it and the Dermatologists advised no rash
moves.
The Gastroenterologists had a gut feeling about it,
but the Neurologists thought the administration had
a
lot of nerve, and the Obstetricians stated that they
were all laboring under a misconception.
The Ophthalmologists considered the idea
short-sighted; the Pathologists yelled, "Over my
dead
body!", while the Pediatricians said, "Grow up!"
The Psychiatrists thought the whole idea was
madness;
the Surgeons decided to wash their hands of the
whole
thing and the Radiologists could see right through
it!
Internists thought it was a bitter pill to swallow.
Plastic Surgeons said, "This puts a whole new face
on
the matter." The Podiatrists thought it was a step
forward, but the Urologists felt the scheme wouldn't
hold water.
The Anesthesiologists thought the whole idea was a
gas, and the Cardiologists didn't have the heart to
say no.
And in the end, the Proctologists left the decision
up
to some not a very nice person who didn't give a shit.
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