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burnt-toast
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Rewards for Good Behavior
« on: Aug 7th, 2005, 7:34am » |
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A cat arrives at at the Pearly gates. St. Peter says, "You were a very nice cat on earth and didn't cause any trouble, I want to offer you of one special thing you have always wanted."
Cat: "Well, I always longed for my nice satin pillow like my master had, so I could lie on it."
St. Peter: "That's easy. Granted. You shall have a satin pillow upon entering heaven."
Next a group of mice appeared.
St. Peter: "You were such good mice on earth. You didn't steal food from anyone's house and never hurt other animals. I want to offer you one special wish you have always wanted."
The mice talked and then replied, "Well, we watched children playing and saw them roller skate. It was beautiful and looked like so much fun. So can we each have some roller skates, please?"
St. Peter: "Granted. You shall have roller skates upon entering heaven."
Next day, St. Peter is making rounds inside the Gates and meets the cat.
"Well, Cat...are you enjoying your satin pillow?"
"Oh, indeed", responded the cat, "but that "Meals-on-Wheels" thing was TRUELY an unexpected bonus!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Rewards for Good Behavior
« Reply #1 on: Aug 7th, 2005, 8:44pm » |
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 too cute !!
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