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4 Religious Truths
« on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:56pm »
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FOUR RELIGIOUS TRUTHS
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> > 4.   Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.
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Re: 4 Religious Truths
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:24pm »
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on Aug 3rd, 2005, 12:56pm, notseinfeld wrote:
Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.

 
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Re: 4 Religious Truths
« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:26pm »
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4.   Baptists do not recognize each other at Hooters.  
 
on Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:24pm, Frank_W wrote:

 
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Re: 4 Religious Truths
« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:44pm »
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Sad, but true  (and funny).... laugh
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