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Barry_T_Coles
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One of the Kids
« on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 3:05am » |
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A bloke is in a queue at the Super Market when he notices that the
rather dishy blonde behind him has just raised her hand and smiled hello
to him.
He is rather taken aback that such a looker would be waving to him, and
although familiar he can't place where he might know her from, so he
says "sorry do you know me?"
She replies "I maybe mistaken, but I thought you might be the father of one of my kids !
His mind shoots back to the one and only time he has been unfaithful,
Christ! he says "are you that stripogram on my stag night that I shagged
on the snooker table in front of all my mates whilst your mate whipped
me with some wet celery and stuck a cucumber up my arse
No she replies, I'm your sons' English Teacher
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Re: One of the Kids
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 3:25am » |
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NOTE TO SELF: always, always let them explain first. 
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Re: One of the Kids
« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:38am » |
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 OMG!!!!
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: One of the Kids
« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:34pm » |
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Whoops!!!!
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Re: One of the Kids
« Reply #4 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 2:42pm » |
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Big whoops indeed! I hope the wifey wasn't along... 
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Re: One of the Kids
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