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purpleydog
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Osama and the Genie
« on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:46am » |
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While trying to escape through Pakistan, Osaman Bin Laden found a Bottle on a beach and picked it up.
Suddenly, a female genie rose from the bottle and with a smile said "Master, may I grant you one wish?"
"You ignorant, unworthy daughter-of-a-dog! Don't you know who I am? I don't need any common woman giving me anything" barked Bin Laden. The shocked genie said "Please, I must grant you a wish or I will be returned to that bottle forever."
Osama thought a moment, then grumbled about the impertinence of the woman and said "Very well, I want to awaken with three American women in my bed in the morning. So just do it and be off with you!"
The annoyed genie said, "So be it !" and disappeared.
The next morning Bin Laden woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbitt, Tonya Harding, and Hillary Clinton.
His penis was gone, his knees were broken, and he had no health insurance.
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Re: Osama and the Genie
« Reply #1 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 3:27am » |
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Those three would definitely be Osama's Trio from hell. 
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Osama and the Genie
« Reply #2 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 7:39am » |
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LMAO!!
Awakening with Hillary Clinton would be hellish enough for ANY man!  
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Osama and the Genie
« Reply #3 on: Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:36pm » |
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Be careful on what you ask for. You just might get it. 
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sandie99
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Re: Osama and the Genie
« Reply #4 on: Aug 5th, 2005, 2:37pm » |
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on Aug 3rd, 2005, 1:36pm, brainfreeze wrote:| Be careful on what you ask for. You just might get it. |
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Ditto!
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