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Liberals go to heaven
« on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 8:48pm » |
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Bill Clinton, Hillary Clinton and Al Gore go to heaven after their airplane crashes and are awaiting God's final judgement.
God is sitting on a great throne and addresses Al first. "AL GORE, you have led a decent existence filled with frustrations, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"
Al replies, "I believe I should have been President of the United States, but that it was your will that I did not serve. I have come to understand that."
God thinks for a moment and says, "Very well, come sit at my side"
God then addresses Bill. "BILL CLINTONl, you paid for a life of deceit, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"
Bill replies, "I believe in forgiveness. I've sinned, but never held a grudge against my accusors, and hope no grudges are held against me."
God thinks for a moment and says, "You are forgiven, come sit at my feet"
God then addresses Hillary. "HILLARY CLINTON, your life was a trail of tears from those crushed by your ambitions, before I pass final judgement, WHAT DO YOU BELIEVE?"
Hillary replies, "No sense beating around the bush, you already know I believe you're in my throne!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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