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Tim_Z
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A magician worked on a cruise ship. The audience was
different each week so the magician did the same tricks
over and over again.
There was only one problem: the captain's parrot saw
the shows each week and began to understand how
the magician did every trick.
Once the parrot understood the tricks, he started shouting
in the middle of the show. "Look, it's not the same hat!" or,
"Look, he's hiding the flowers under the table!" or, "Hey, why
are all the cards the ace of spades?"
The magician was furious, but couldn't do anything.
It was, after all, the captain's parrot.
Then one stormy night on the Pacific, the ship
unfortunately sank, drowning almost all who were on board.
The magician luckily found himself on a piece of wood floating
in the middle of the sea with, as fate would have it, the parrot.
They stared at each other with hatred but did not utter a word.
This went on for a day... and then 2 days... and then 3 days.
Finally, on the 4th day, the parrot could not hold it back
any longer and said,
"OK, I give up. Where's the f------g ship?
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Jasmyn
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Re: The Parrot
« Reply #1 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 6:16pm » |
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Good one Tim! 
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Re: The Parrot
« Reply #2 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 6:35pm » |
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ROFL!! Good one!
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Re: The Parrot
« Reply #3 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 8:41pm » |
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Outstanding - I love punchlines that you don't see coming.
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Re: The Parrot
« Reply #4 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 11:39pm » |
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THAT WAS A GOOD ONE!!
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Re: The Parrot
« Reply #5 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:18am » |
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Classic. 
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