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daffyswacky
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And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« on: Jul 31st, 2005, 10:10am » |
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Inside every older lady is a younger lady -- wondering what the hell happened.
-Cora Harvey Armstrong-
Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies.
The hardest years in life are those between ten and seventy.
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I refuse to think of them as chin hairs. I think of them as stray eyebrows.
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Things are going to get a lot worse before they get worse.
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A male gynecologist is like an auto mechanic who never owned a car.
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Laugh and the world laughs with you. Cry and you cry with your girlfriends.
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My second favorite household chore is ironing. My first being, hitting my head on the top bunk bed until I faint.
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Old age ain't no place for sissies.
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A man's got to do what a man's got to do. A woman must do what he can't.
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The phrase "working mother" is redundant.
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Every time I close the door on reality, it comes in through the windows.
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Whatever women must do they must do twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily, this is not difficult.
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Thirty-five is when you finally get your head together and your body starts falling apart.
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I try to take one day at a time -- but sometimes several days attack me at once.
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When I was young, I was put in a school for retarded kids for two years before they realized I actually had a hearing loss. And they called ME slow!
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If high heels were so wonderful, men would still be wearing them.
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I'm not going to vacuum 'til Sears makes one you can ride on.
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When women are depressed they either eat or go shopping. Men invade another country..
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Behind every successful man is a surprised woman.
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In politics, if you want anything said, ask a man. If you want anything done, ask a woman.
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I have yet to hear a man ask for advice on how to combine marriage and a career.
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Re: And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« Reply #1 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 10:40am » |
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Sitting here nodding in agreement at every one.. bloody brilliant!!!
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Re: And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« Reply #2 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 4:13pm » |
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When I reached thirty-five I finally lost my head and what was left of my body! 
Great to come here for a smile!
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Re: And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« Reply #3 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 4:40pm » |
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on Jul 31st, 2005, 10:10am, daffyswacky wrote:| Inside me lives a skinny woman crying to get out. But I can usually shut her up with cookies. |
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LOL! This one cracked me up... 
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Re: And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« Reply #4 on: Jul 31st, 2005, 11:37pm » |
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Re: And SHE Said(with a smile...)
« Reply #5 on: Aug 2nd, 2005, 10:22am » |
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Lots of fun & lots of truth in those quotations. Thank you.
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