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sassy_lady
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A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies,
and decides to give them a few basics before starting.
"You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy.
The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear."
At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus,
pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command.
"The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?"
  
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Re: Sick
« Reply #1 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!! OMG.... That's NASTEEEE!!!! 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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Re: Sick
« Reply #2 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 1:51pm » |
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The hard lessons are the ones everyone remembers most
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Sick
« Reply #3 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 4:21pm » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space. (burnt-toast)
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mynm156
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Re: Sick
« Reply #4 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 8:40pm » |
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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