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sassy_lady
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Great Lovers
« on: Jul 27th, 2005, 12:27pm » |
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The Italian says,
"When I've a finished a makina da love withah my wife, I go down & gently tickle the back of her knees, she floats 6 inches above ada bed in ecstasy."
The Frenchman replies,
"Zat is nothing, when ah've finished making ze love with ze wife, ah kiss all ze way down her body, & zen ah lick za soles of her feet wiz mah tongue, & she floats 12 inches above ze bed in pure ecstasy."
The Redneck says.
" That ain't nothing. When I've finished porkin the ole lady, I get out of bed, walk over to the winder & wipe me weener on the curtains.
She hits the freackin ceiling."
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Re: Great Lovers
« Reply #1 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 1:53pm » |
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 rednecks shore' knows how to keep it simple
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