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burnt-toast
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Bus Stop Vulgarity
« on: Jul 26th, 2005, 4:42pm » |
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At a bus stop two old world Italian men are involved in an animated conversation. A properly dressed woman walks up and seats herself on a bench facing them.
At first she ignores their conversation but is soon drawn into this animated discussion and is appalled by what she overhears.
"Emma’ comes a’ first and den I a’ come. Twoa’ asses a’ come togeder’ and I a’ come again. Den twoa’ asses a’ come togeder’ again, I a’ come again and a’p’ twice. Dena’ I a’ come one more time.
Unable to stand any more, the outraged woman yells, "You have foulest mouth I have ever heard”. "In this country we don't vividly discuss our sex lives in public places!"
"Hey, whatsa’ matta’ for you lady," said the man. "I justa’ teach my friend to spell Mississippi."
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Bus Stop Vulgarity
« Reply #1 on: Jul 27th, 2005, 7:18am » |
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Two indian doctors in the women's ward. One said, "My good sir, it is spelled w-h-o-m-b." His mate replied, "Most certainly not. It is spelled w-o-o-m-p."
I suggested it might be w-o-m-b and they asked when I'd ever heard an elephant fart underwater.
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Vulcrania horrendus - twice daily, then two at night in lieu of sleep.
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