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LeLimey
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A Mexican is strolling down the street and kicks a bottle lying in the gutter. Suddenly out pops a genie. The Mexican is stunned and the genie says, "I will grant you one wish."
The Mexican begins thinking, and finally he says, "I wish to drink tequila whenever I want. Make me pee tequila."
Genie then grants him his wish.
When the Mexican gets home he grabs a glass and pees in it.
He takes a taste and it’s the best tequila he’s ever tasted.
The Mexican yells to his wife, "Consuela, Consuela, come quickly!" She comes running down the hall and the Mexican fills another glass. Consuela is reluctant but goes ahead and takes a sip. It is the best tequila she’s ever tasted.
The two drink and party all night.
The next night he goes home from work and tells his wife to get out two glasses. He proceeds to fill them and the result is the same, and the couple drink until the sun
comes up.
It’s Friday and the Mexican comes home and tells his wife, "Consuela, grab one glass and we will drink tequila." She grabs it and the Mexican begins to fill the glass but his wife asks him, "Pancho, why do we need only one glass?"
He raises the glass and says, "Because tonight, my little chiquita, you drink from the bottle."
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Re: Tequila
« Reply #1 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 1:07pm » |
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Hot time at the Hosienda tonight! 
Tom
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Re: Tequila
« Reply #2 on: Jul 26th, 2005, 1:34pm » |
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LMAO!!
WHOO-HOO!!
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