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Fast Thinking
« on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 2:53pm » |
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An elderly Florida man owned a small farm. The farm had some apple and peach trees and a large pond that he fixed up nice with picnic tables and horseshoe courts. The pond was beautifully shaped and set up real well for swimming. One evening the old farmer decided to go down to the pond and pick some fruit that was just coming into season.
On his way he grabbed a five-gallon bucket so he could carry the fruit back with him. As he neared he pond he heard voices shouting and laughing along with a considerable amount of splashing. As he got nearer, he realized it was a bunch of young ladies skinny-dipping. When he cleared his throat to make the young ladies aware of his presence, they all swam to the deep end of the pond.
From there one of the young ladies shouted, "We're not coming out until you leave!"
The old farmer just frowned and replied "I hope you gals didn’t think I came down here to watch you swim naked or to make you get out of my pond naked." “You gals are welcome to stay right where you are until I’m done with my choirs”. .
Then, raising his fruit bucket up for the young ladies to see added, "It’ll just take me a few minutes to feed my alligator."
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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