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unsolved1
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The mystery is gone .. How was I born?
A little boy asks his father - Daddy, how was I born? Dad responds, ah, my son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway! Well, you see, your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on MSN. Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe. We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.
As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a blessed little Popup appeared and said
"You've got male!"
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burnt-toast
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees
« Reply #1 on: Jul 21st, 2005, 9:06pm » |
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Technology has ruined everything! 
Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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sandie99
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Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees
« Reply #2 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 2:46am » |
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I got to send this to a friend of mine who is hooked on computers... 
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Jeepgun
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BOHICA!!!
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees
« Reply #3 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 7:47am » |
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What ever happened to a fun, sweaty game of "Hide The Pickle"? Jeez.... 
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
Her: ..... "WHAT is the MATTER with you!?"
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AussieBrian
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Got beer?
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Re: The New Birds & The Bees
« Reply #4 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 9:15am » |
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Mate, I'm an absolute nerd-gin where computers are concerned - but even I understood most of that.
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Vulcrania horrendus - twice daily, then two at night in lieu of sleep.
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