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Divine Advantages
« on: Jul 20th, 2005, 11:19am » |
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Moses, Jesus, and an old man were playing a round of golf. When they get to the 18th hole, Moses gets to tee-off first. Unfortunately he hits his ball into a water hazard. Next up is Jesus, who does the same as Moses and hits his ball into the same water hazard. When the old man takes his shot he unfortunately ends up putting his ball into the same water hazard as Moses and Jesus.
The three approach the edge of the water. Moses moves to the waters edge, throws his arms high into the air, raises his golf club over the water and the water parts. Moses walks down to find his ball, hits it out of the hazard and it bounces to within inches of the hole.
Jesus walks out onto the water, raises his arms skyward and his ball floats to the surface. He hits his ball off of the water and it also bounces to within inches of the hole.
The old man starts walking into the water but is soon completely submerged. Suddenly a ball flies from the water, hits a bird; bounces off a tree; hits a rabbit; deflects off the pin; then bounces into the hole.
“You know”, Moses says as he turns to Jesus, “I really hate it when your father plays with us!"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Divine Advantages
« Reply #1 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 2:48am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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