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alchemy
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when to quit
« on: Jul 20th, 2005, 10:10am » |
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a couple arrive at the hospital to have a baby. the baby is born but there is just a head no body. the father loves his son as no father ever had. when the son turned 21 the father took him to a bar for his first drink. the bartender gives the son a drink and poof a body pops out, the father can't believe it and the bar is going crazy, so the father orders him another drink, the bartender brings bot saying a word just shaking his head. the son drinks it and poof out pops two arms. the father is down on his knees thanking god the bar is still going crazy. so the father orders another drink again the bartender brings it shaking his head but not saying a word. the son drinks it and poof out pops two legs, the son is standing there staggering and proceeds to stagger out the door where he is run over by a truck and killed. then the bartender steps up and says he should have quit while he was a head.
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burnt-toast
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Re: when to quit
« Reply #1 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 11:20am » |
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Tom
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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