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JeffB
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Lone Ranger and Tonto
« on: Jul 19th, 2005, 1:12pm » |
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The Lone Ranger and Tonto went camping in the desert. After they got their tent all set up, both men fell asleep.
Some hours later , Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"
The Lone ranger replies, " I see millions of stars."
"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.
The Lone Ranger ponders for a moment then says, " Astronomically speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets.
Astrologcally, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo
Time wise, it appears to be a quarter past three in the morning.
Theologically, it's evident the Lord is all powerful and we are small and insignificant.
Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beutiful day tomorrow.
What's it tell you,Tonto?"
Tonto sat silent for a moment, then says,"Kemo Sabe, you dumber than buffalo shit. Someone has stolen tent."
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Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #1 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 7:49am » |
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"Tonto, Tonto, I've been bitten on my private parts by a snake. Suck out the poison or I'll die!!"
"Kimo Sabe, you're gunna die."
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Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #2 on: Jul 20th, 2005, 11:37am » |
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Ya' always overlook the simple answers! 
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Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #3 on: Jul 21st, 2005, 9:49am » |
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Re: Lone Ranger and Tonto
« Reply #4 on: Jul 21st, 2005, 1:27pm » |
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I must admit that I liked Lone Ranger's answer a lot more...
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