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truck stop
« on: Jul 16th, 2005, 3:42pm »
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2 cars pull into a truck stop to take a brake from driving, a little boy gets out of 1 car & a little girl gets out of the other, while playing with each other the little boy says to the little girl ( I have some thing you don't have!) he pulled a frog out of his pocket, the little girl smiled and opened her purse & pulled out a frog, the little boy again said I got something you don't, he pulls out a bag of marbles, little girl smiles again & opens her purse up & pulls out a bag of marbles, now the boy says well I really have something you don't have, he pulls his pants down, again the little girl smiles, she looks at the little boy & says, ( my mommy told me, ) as she pulls up her dress, ( as long as I got this, I can get all of those that I want!!) Smiley
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« Reply #1 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 2:00am »
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Lips Sealed So they got our number at an early age.....
 
We don't stand a chance.
 
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« Reply #2 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 2:41am »
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Re: truck stop
« Reply #3 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 10:06am »
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I've always said women could rule the world if only they could get along
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