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burnt-toast
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Sudden need for a new career
« on: Jul 15th, 2005, 2:23pm » |
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A burglar breaks into a house one night and shines his flashlight around looking for valuables. When he pickes up a CD player, a strange voice echoes from the dark, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumpes out of his skin, clicks his flashlight off and freezes.
Hearing nothing more he shakes his head, promises himself a vacation after the next big score, clicks the flashlight on and begins searching for more valuables. Just as he pulles the stereo out to disconnect wires, clear as a bell he hears, "Jesus is watching you,"
Freaked out, he shines his light around frantically looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner he sees a parrot in the beam of his flashlight. "Did you say that?", he demands from the parrot.
"Yep," the parrot squawks, "I'm just warning, awk' warning you, Jesus is watching", The burglar relaxes and asks "well just who are you my feathered friend"?
"Moses," squawaks the parrot. The burglar laughs "What kind of people name a bird 'Moses'?"
"The same kind that name a Rottweiler 'Jesus'.", replies the parrot.
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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sandie99
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Re: Sudden need for a new career
« Reply #1 on: Jul 17th, 2005, 2:43am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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mynm156
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Re: Sudden need for a new career
« Reply #2 on: Jul 18th, 2005, 12:56am » |
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"Half of the modern drugs could well be thrown out of the window, except that the birds might eat them."
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