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Historical Vision
« on: Jul 11th, 2005, 1:45pm » |
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An eccentric billionaire contracted a mural artest to paint a one of a kind mural on his library wall.
Describing his vision for the mural, the billionaire said, "I am a history buff - particularly the old west, and I want you to paint a mural that captures the last thing that went through Custer's mind at the Little Bighorn. I'll be away on business for a month and when I return, I expect to see a completed work of art."
Upon his return, the billionaire went to the library to examine the finished work. To his surprise, he found a painting of a floating cow with a halo, surrounded by hundreds of Indians engaged in various sexual acts, with more naked Indians apparently raining down from the sky.
Furious, he called the artist, "What the hell is this?" he screamed.
"Why, that's exactly the mural you asked for," said the artist smugly.
"No it's not! I didn't ask for a mural of pornographic filth. I asked for an interpretation of Custer's last thoughts!"
"And that's what I painted for you!" replied the artist. "It's called, 'Holy cow, where are all these f*cking Indians coming from?"
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space.
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Re: Historical Vision
« Reply #1 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 1:47pm » |
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LMAO!! 
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Re: Historical Vision
« Reply #2 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 2:45pm » |
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Would the owner of the propane torch, egg beater, pipe expander and vise grips please claim these items. They're lodged in my head and I need the space. (burnt-toast)
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Re: Historical Vision
« Reply #3 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 4:08am » |
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CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
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Re: Historical Vision
« Reply #4 on: Jul 15th, 2005, 9:47am » |
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Lean on me when you're not strong
And I'll be your friend
I'll help you carry on
For it won't be long
Till I'm gonna need
Somebody to lean on
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