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Insulted
« on: Jul 10th, 2005, 2:46am »
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One morning a woman and her baby were getting on a bus.  As she stepped into the bus the driver said  "Wow lady, that is one ugly baby ya' got there."  
 
The woman, deeply hurt, just continued onto the bus and found a seat next to an elderly gentleman. The man asked "What's wrong, you look angry?"  
 
"I am. That bus driver just insulted me.", she replied.  
 
"You shouldn't take that from him." the man replied.  "He's a public worker and should give you respect.  If I was you I would take down his badge number and report him.  
 
"You're right sir I think I will report him."  
 
The elderly man replies "That's the spirit".  You go on up there and get his badge number while I hold your monkey for you."
 
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Re: Insulted
« Reply #1 on: Jul 11th, 2005, 10:59am »
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! laugh
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Re: Insulted
« Reply #2 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 4:09am »
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Grin
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Re: Insulted
« Reply #3 on: Jul 22nd, 2005, 4:29pm »
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Shocked
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"Fool me once, shame on, shame on you. Fool - can't get fooled again"


Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize half the population is stupider than that.

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