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giffy76
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Tomato Garden
« on: Jul 8th, 2005, 12:23pm »
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An old man sends his son (who is out of town) a letter, saying that he will not be able to plant a tomato garden this year due to his failing health and inability to do much strenuouse dirt work.  
His son calls him and says. "Don't dig up the garden dad, thats were the bodies are buried".
The next day FBI agent swarm the old mans garden digging holes and just tearing up the dirt, when they found nothing, they appologized and were on there way.
The next day the son called and said "Ok dad you can plant your tomatoes now"
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Re: Tomato Garden
« Reply #1 on: Jul 9th, 2005, 9:22am »
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It could happen. Everything is being monitored. Now the government know you read this Shocked
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Re: Tomato Garden
« Reply #2 on: Jul 10th, 2005, 2:14am »
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Ya' gotta get something for your tax dollars!
 
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Re: Tomato Garden
« Reply #3 on: Jul 13th, 2005, 4:12am »
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