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nani
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SNEEZING WOMAN
« on: Jul 5th, 2005, 10:30pm » |
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A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first
class section of the plane. The woman sneezes, takes a tissue,
gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.
The man isn't sure why she is shuddering, but goes back to his
reading.
A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a
tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in
her seat. The man is becoming more and more curious about
the shuddering.
A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She
takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders violently
again. The man has finally had all he can handle.
He turns to the woman and says, "Three times you've sneezed,
and three times you've taken a tissue and wiped your nose,
then shuddered violently! Do you want me to call the stewardess
for you?
The woman replies, "I'm sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare
condition, and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm." The man, now
feeling a little embarrassed, but even more curious says, "I've
never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?"
The woman looks at him, and says, "Pepper."
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #1 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 10:01am » |
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 who wouldn't?
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #2 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 10:49am » |
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The least he could have done is lit a candle for her, so things would be a little more romantic.
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #3 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 11:34am » |
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Bring on the allergens!
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #4 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 12:08pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2005, 11:34am, pattik wrote: My wife say's she is allergic to me,but definitely not to the point of orgasm.
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #5 on: Jul 6th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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on Jul 6th, 2005, 12:08pm, vietvet2tours wrote:
My wife say's she is allergic to me,but definitely not to the point of orgasm.
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Re: SNEEZING WOMAN
« Reply #6 on: Jul 7th, 2005, 8:06am » |
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